Anyway, I wasn't going to put out George the 9 foot tall nutcracker this year. Seemed like too much hassle for 3 weeks of holiday season.
But the neighbors kids asked about him, and seemed really eager to see him. And I'll do anything for my adoring public!
The wife said, "You're going to hurt your back hauling that thing down there (he's about 350 lbs.) and then you'll say you can't help me with the indoor decorations!"
I said, "Nope. I'm not hardly going to lift a finger."
And I wasn't lying.
Boy do I love having a loader.

