Colt Case Ingersoll Garden Tractors

I am dreaming of GREEN Christmas , just like the ones they have down south .
Where you can open you mouth without see your breath.
Where we can ride our on tractors all day on an endless tank of fuel .
Where we can meet and show off our toys in temperature's of joy .
Where the hunting and fishing stories last longer than the day light .
Where the only thing colder than the beer is the wife's stare when we talk about the next tractor .
I am dreaming of a GREEN Christmas , just like the ones down south.

Please add your own lines to it

Dave

That's hilarious Dave!
My version :

I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, just like they have down south,
Feeling a nibble on my foot, as it rests in an aligator's mouth!

The wife's idea of a green Christmas YES she is one of THOSE people
Gordy

Gordy wrote: ↑Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:25 am The wife's idea of a green Christmas YES she is one of THOSE people
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Gordy

And your still married
Orange you glad your not green with envy too.

Dave

DavidBarkey wrote: ↑Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:07 am

Gordy wrote: ↑Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:25 am The wife's idea of a green Christmas YES she is one of THOSE people
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Gordy

And your still married

Dave

Life is full of little compromises The house is littered with green toy tractors, hats and other green related knick knacks I told her if she really wanted one to get a job and buy one, showed her the price for a new one and had her talk to a buddy who is a big green fan about his breakdowns and what it cost to fix them. Well that stopped the conversation


Gordy

Get a 3014, park it at your friend's place, paint it green and yellow and slap a couple of jd stickers on it. She'll never know the difference and you gets big honey points

Eugen wrote: ↑Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:54 pm Get a 3014, park it at your friend's place, paint it green and yellow and slap a couple of jd stickers on it. She'll never know the difference and you gets big honey points

OH HELL NO!!! I am NOT going to be known as one of those idiots!!! I'd rather buy a green one the disrespect and trash a good tractor

That almost fighting words


Gordy

Eugen wrote: ↑Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:54 pm Get a 3014, park it at your friend's place, paint it green and yellow and slap a couple of jd stickers on it. She'll never know the difference and you gets big honey points

Dave

Gordy wrote: ↑Fri Dec 03, 2021 1:05 pm

Eugen wrote: ↑Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:54 pm Get a 3014, park it at your friend's place, paint it green and yellow and slap a couple of jd stickers on it. She'll never know the difference and you gets big honey points

OH HELL NO!!! I am NOT going to be known as one of those idiots!!! I'd rather buy a green one the disrespect and trash a good tractor

That almost fighting words


Gordy

Dave

Eugen wrote: ↑Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:08 am That's hilarious Dave!
My version :

I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, just like they have down south,
Feeling a nibble on my foot, as it rests in an aligator's mouth!

Dave